I HATE LEAF BLOWERS

I hate leaf blowers
I hate unwashed feet
I hate eating too much
I hate police sirens at 6am
I hate sleeping under flight paths
I hate school runs
I hate people ripping me off
I hate sweaty arm pits
I hate placement
I hate the telephone
I hate the dentist
I hate drilling
I hate drugs
I hate the menopause
I hate bossy Aunts
I hate rats
I hate queues
I hate mice
I hate drunks
I hate spongers
I hate stinky breath
I hate ageing
I hate cellulite
But I love myself
don't you?