Friday, 11 December 2009

NO ILLITERATE SMUT PLEASE, IGNORE THE CHATTER

You know, I have changed in the last few weeks. These days, I really don't want to hear or know about people's sex lives. I just don't care. I never thought I would be saying this - as I have always been a smutty little girl - but frankly, gossiping about it has become a bore. Why do we need to know about Tiger Woods and his affairs? At best, more talk will only make everybody involved more miserable. No, I wish to be clean and serene. The thought of any form of pornography has always left me cold and I hate the way artists find it amusing or think we will be interested. Of course, there is beauty in anything and everything, but there are also evil people surrounding it. These are the people I wish to keep from me. I don't want to be further contaminated by illiterate and repetitive conversations. I think it is important to act your age, and sounding like a teenager in the playground is dull beyond belief. So Tiger, get under the blankets, listen to some Mozart, close the doors and wait until after Christmas. Love your wife and mother in law, and return as if nothing has happened in the New Year. Things will only get better if you ignore all the chatter.

1 comment:

Followers