AMANDA ELIASCH, PHOTOGRAPHER, WRITER, FASHION EDITOR OF GENLUX MAGAZINE, INTERESTED IN ARCHITECTURE, FILM, MUSIC,POETRY, AUTHOR AND PHOTOGRAPHER OF  British Artists At Work, Made by Indians, and CLOAK AND DAGGER BUTTERFLY.

FOR WOMEN ONLY, please give me a bit of privacy boys.

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I know it's not good to mention my age, but I have given up caring. Why should I hide the truth that I am 50 in May? I am having the best time of my life, and maybe I can give hope to anyone outside who is miserable. As I look in the mirror I proudly nod, in a pleased-with-myself sort of way, that in some lights I look 28. At least, that's what some friends say. Now of course they are lying. However, I probably look like I am in the middle to end of my thirties. So it came as huge shock this morning when I went to see my new gynaecologist Mr Leith, who although very charming, said he wanted to recommend me something called Vagifem, containing oestrogen as well as progesterone. Mr Leith looks a nice man, but really do I want this? I feel fine, everything is good and in working order, and so I am confident. 'No' no,' he said as he looked down his nose. 'You need it. The change is happening already.' So off I trotted, determined not to buy it myself but to get my even younger-looking housekeeper to get it for me. She is 55 and definitely looks no older than 30. Sadly, she was not refused the prescription - and now, as I open them, I see they look exactly like Tampax, which I was hoping never to have to face again. Anyway I have no intention of letting go, life has only just begun - though it does get weirder all the time. Did you know that gynies now have female chaperones who sit in on the examination, so that you can't later claim they got fruity and try to sue them?

THAT's THE ARTS

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Oh what a joy it is to have my son Charles home for the day, within one hour he has destroyed my diet by bringing me the most delicious freshly made Victorian sponge cake from The Dolls House on Harrow on the Hill, and then I have now had a lecture on Callas for an hour.. What were her best years, whether she should have kept her weight and is it a good idea that people in the future will live until 150 years.. Well, its okay if we stay looking young, but heavens if we look terrible. I love Callas singing Norma and Nabucco. Callas sang Nabucco in a live recording 1949, and Norma was probably best the same year although the recording was in 1950.. I had to listen for twenty minutes the notes that destroyed her voice. I gently asked could we listen to someone else, for example Lucia Popp, Charles snaps at me, there is no one but Callas. Of course there are, Montserrat Caballe among them.. but ultimately of course he's right, because if we ask people in the street the name of an opera singer, they will say Maria Callas, they are unlikely to know the rest. Why would they, they think Katherine Jenkins is an opera singer, she's a fake classical singer and can't sing anything correctly, she's got an okay voice and no technique at all. Facts are facts she is pretty.
The other day I went to the Fountain Room at Fortnum's, why I do not know, It is a lunching place for grandmothers and aunts , wanting to buy the best Marmalade, because they no longer make it.. However I had the most delicious Caesar salad and talked with the waiter. We had just been to see the Van Gogh exhibition at the Royal Academy. I asked him who the best artists were of today, and he said the guy who did the Shark, and the girl who did the bed. Now whether they are or whether they are not, it depends on taste, but you see, you have to be marketable to be a huge star. Charles is going to be marketable not overtly commercial, that's vulgar apparently. Just be a marketable force.Also just in case I should forget The Dolls House is the only place to eat on Harrow on the Hill not the school.

THE LAND OF FAKE BELIEVE

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There has been a terrible mistake, I have been chucked off beautifulpeople.com, it is incredible really as I have been such a huge success on chemistry.com in Los Angeles, the land of fake believe. I have to tell you all, that every man I met there was delicious in every way, but sadly I don't live in any one place, long enough to take up all the opportunities. So I decided to log on to beautifulpeople.com, well the English clearly aren't interested, so the sun calls and I shall leave this miserable, gloomy and stormy life here on this small Island and take up habitation elsewhere, after all there are 6 billion people in the world, and I must be able to find true love somewhere, and in any case I have my best friend on the planet, to hold my hand if need be. If only he were able to put up with my ways all of the time.. but like a true priest like bachelor, his business calls. Well at least Tatler, The Daily Mail and Hello have not rid of me, then I would feel truly unloved. AHMEN.

London has driven me crazy and I have only been here two days. I spent them with my Architect the long suffering Mark Guard. I am exhausted with discussing minute details of a house I don't think I will keep. I can't see myself living here much longer. The problem is I love my English pals and they have such great humour, well you have to when you live under the colour grey.

Have to dash my "Paradise Island" calls.

UNDER THE FURRY COVER

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I had a very productive and pleasant week in Los Angeles. Not only was it bright sunshine but Lyall Watson and I managed to write nearly three quarters of our play, based on my time at drama school and that of a star. I love the idea of old and young movie stars and what goes through their brains. Their lives, their ambitions, their actuality. I mean what does Angelina Jolie look like as she cleans her teeth, or Drew Barrrymore think when she washes up. I like the ordinary combined with the exclusive. So we both had fun although it is terribly irritating to realise that Lyall has managed to lose 13 pounds to my 4 and a half..but then he was very fat.. well in comparison to his svelte gorgeous figure 20 years ago. Now I see more than just a glimpse of how he used to be. All that has to be done now is to find those rings he used to wear, the belt, and the leather jacket with Love and Hate on its back. Oh, and I forgot - where are his sharp pointed cowboy boots with heels? Hopefully his daughters find them for him and demand that he wears them again.
Now I am back in England I realise that I don't know what my reality is. I am living still in the chocolate brown bedroom at 11 Cadogan Gardens, and I immediately want to sleep for a week. I feel lazy, I broke my diet. I want to hide under the brown furry bedspread and never get up again. London is my home town for most of the year, and one thing it offers me is incredible invitations. My friends are loyal, thank goodness. The ones that were not know who they are and were finished with and disposed of last year. And I have my family here, my gorgeous sons, so I am very lucky. But it is my reality and the truth is I have to deal with builders.
Today I was told that the Cadogan Estate want to charge me a huge sum to do up their house. I won't go into the vulgar details of the whole sordid story, but apparently I am not allowed to tart up my house unless I give them this cash. Well, it's a short lease, and they should count themselves lucky to have someone with such refined taste decorating their house, they should be paying me. After all with 100 people on the first floor and a piano, we would have landed in the kitchen, what sort of lease were the previous owners selling me. This is when I want to disappear. Excuse me if I remain hidden inside ..

THE LOS ANGELES ART FAIR

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I have now been in Los Angeles for a year and it has been a very welcoming experience. On Thursday night The Design Centre threw open its doors for a preview to their Contemporary Art Fair. Of course I was stuck in traffic and trying to give a dinner party at the same time. A tricky experience if you are in a car and can't move, so actually I had to return home.
Duncan Roy brought some very interesting guests, he is the one who was on the sex addict show. He is lots of fun with a fiery sense of humour, so I knew I had to rush back in time.
The following day I tried again, this time I got lost. Heaven knows how that happened. In any case like a ditsy creature I returned home, and today finally I made it. More because on their press release they said I had gone.. So oops.. Also the lovely Honor Frazer has a beautiful piece for me, Sh.... because I don't want it to become too expensive. It was a show full of young artists, well so it seemed. I loved it full of colour and not too big. The art fair scene has become so social. Los Angeles is luckily in a good position to compete. With The Grammys tomorrow, it is buzzing. Of course I fell in love as usual, with a piece by Peter Sarkisian represented by the 1-20 Gallery from New York. It showed us how a video itself may look, and in the corner there was another piece, green slime in a bucket. Another piece from Patrick Painter.Inc was a sign saying NO by John Miller, I love saying NO, so it would suit me very well.

I AM NOT A DIETICIAN BUT AM ALWAY ASKED

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Everybody these days seems to ring me about weight like I am some counsellor which I am not. I am just a lover of trying to stay the same weight all my life. My Uncle used to gently help me when I was a child, and in my life I have managed to stay roughly the same. It is a nightmare, but much better than sitting on my fat behind, worrying where my life went to.. So here is my recipe.. for what its worth..
First of all try to look at yourself objectively
calm down, that is the best way, plus if you are going through the change menopause you had better go and visit a Doctor. So if you are well try the high protein diet. it works and is good if you have a lot of weight to lose. I used to use Dr Fine in Harley Street, I love this man as I have lost so much weight over the years with him, that he is my friend for life. It allows you to eat the following, eggs and bacon for breakfast, a steak for lunch and fish in the evening. Try cutting out the fat and salt. I find this very difficult. However, if I cut out salt I want to eat half as much. I realise I am a salt addict. Also mixed with oranges you do lose weight very quickly.
Weight watchers, which is the healthy option. means you are weighed each week and you have a circle of pals to do it with. For me the weighing of every item of food is a nightmare, and because you are allowed a wide variety of foods, I never stick to it, but my mother loved it and used to use it.
The one I use now, is just about vegetables and nuts it is hard. You have fresh apple and ginger in the morning, then at 11am nuts and half a papaya, at lunch salad no dressing, and some other vegetables which are steamed. In the afternoon say some apple puree, and at night a vegetable soup it could be leaks, spinach, tomato or cauliflower. No dressing and no salt. This is healthy. However, To lose 70 pounds if you are a woman may take a year, as we tend to not be able to do it all the time.
Obesity is now a serious issue as we know for children, and I for one was a fat child. It was not fun. It is difficult to be good at sports, or evan to sit and concentrate. Plus you are often left out.
Remember men lose weight very quickly, I have just dieted for a week with a man and another woman, he has lost ten pounds to our four. It was fun to do it with him though. He had great humour.
What is your financial situation, choose the one that suits that too, the vegetable one has just cost 165 dollars/120 pounds per person, all the food was bought at Whole foods so it is not cheap.
Remember no liquid should ever be taken with food, people make a big mistake as it makes the food expand and not digest correctly. .
Do gentle exercise, because to do aggressive prolonged exercise, you have to be very fit. Work it up so that you feel fitter and healthier. I don't like weights because they make me look bulky, but if you are skinny they could help. Remember to stretch, evan if we are big fatsos we can stretch, and sit up straight. Hunching over your food or work, shows your age and makes you look older. This costs nothing.
I personally could be very lazy, but I make myself do Pilates or Yoga, throwing a bit of Tango in to make it interesting. Try to keep it fun take up new things to take your mind off food. Evan Farmville, or reading a book, remember we used to read a book a night, well I did anyway. Learn an instrument, or a language. We can all change.
If you have an eating disorder, go and seek help, admitting it to yourself, feels a whole lot better than lying. Go to overeaters anonymous. I sometimes come under this category. Listen to your body. If you are upset, don't go to the fridge, better to do Petville or paint. I read in a magazine years ago to eat your addiction in a hot bath you can't look at it ever again. I did this, it worked. You won't find me eating chocolate.
Don't stay a fat statistic, it makes you feel depressed, jealous, a misery guts, and remember how you used to be skinny and run around...I know, have been there done that.

CALENDAR GIRLS

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The female figure still causes spasms of delight from men, they can become so stupid when seeing a perfect figure or one that they find attractive, let alone one that allows them total pleasure without commitment. After many years the Pirelli Calendar girls can still make a man gasp with pleasure, the smooth skin, the beautiful breasts. I become envious. I would like to become every mans dream. This year Terry Richardson has done natural beautiful photographs, my favourite is a girl cuddling a hen. A very sexy picture. I have always been a fan of the nude, taking photographs myself, loving photographers Ellen Von Unwerth and Bob Carlos Clarke. The good thing is that this Calendar has become a collectors item, hanging in garages to boardrooms it has now become interesting to Museums. Terry interests me because he uses no assistants preferring to shoot in the moment, me too, can't bare the wait, make up and hair take so long that the model looks dead at the end of it, so much better to be quick.