THE. MEGHAN MARKLE SHOW AGAINST THE PALACE

Wow wow wow.
You have to hand it to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex,  their last few days as Major Royals have been a head turning success, that is if you like drama.   Meghan stole the show wearing British designers,  Saffiyaa, Emilia Wickstead and Victoria Beckham. She looked radiant in £30,000 worth of clothing.  The pair were beautifully choreographed looking "ready" for Los Angeles, where they ultimately will live. Oh Hollywood Harry I can't wait to see what happens next..It was definitely The Meghan Markle Show the only thing she needs is a brilliant seem mistress who can alter the clothes to fit her properly.

Wearing Victoria Beckham
by Samir Hussein.

The Duke ignored our Prime Minister Boris Johnson at the Commonwealth Service. Woke taken to an extreme is simply bad manners. Harry should be apolitical as a Member of The Royal Family and an Old Etonian. It was an accident he can't afford to make as he has now stepped down from The Firm.  Arrogance won't be accepted outside the Palace. As for being conned by a fake  woke even funnier.  They both give us hours of fun.
Of course it was an "accident"  that they went through the wrong exit at Buckingham Palace when people were receiving awards from Prince Charles last week.
An "accident" that Meghan gave a speech at the same time as Camilla's.
An "accident" that Meghan wants to over shadow Kate.
The villain is as popular if not more so than the saint.
The Hoax call.

In life you have to have the good the bad and the ugly so I will miss Meghan and Harry as they added a spark of "monkey business" in the the Royal Family where the rest  are all politically correct following protocol.  Meghan is clearly a mischief maker hidden under a halo of charm.  She appears  especially agreeable to people who will give her the cover of a magazine.
Her style is expensive. You have style when you can make Top Shop or a thrift shop look elegant. Her style is not innate.  At least her shoes fitted this time round and the photographs are magnificent. Colgate bright her smile exudes warmth. Let's be honest though, Meghan truly does not want to sit behind the "uptight"  Kate any longer.
The charismatic Harry does not appear so confident or happy as he walks away from everything he knows, his support network, his friends, the army,  the traditions he upheld and the values that his family adheres too. His handsome face looked worried and sullen.

Kate wearing Catherine Walker and a hat by Sally Ann Provan and Meghan in Emilia Wickstead.
green hat by William Chambers

The Sussex's  are stuck in "The world is against them" mode. This is why I like the Cambridge's. They are British with a stiff upper lip and back bone.  Kate is not flashy but she certainly has strength of character.   She is equally as pretty Meghan but has a sense of duty.   Kate is polite to everybody whatever their race and does not need a camera to snap it.  This is why The Duchess of Sussex could never compete with Kate, Meghan is far too shiny, an actress and in need of affirmation, whilst Kate quietly gets on with the job in hand.
Of course the Palace is no fairy tale it is full of tiresome old rules.The wonderful Duchess of York said it beautifully and with humour 24 years ago, not a lot more can be said that will stick. We in England love it's quirks and we love the Royal Family with all its drama and scandals.  It is the best soap in the world. Nobody can ruin what we love.

Meghan breaking rules wearing a red dress matching Prince Harry's military dress
in Saffiyaa

Our future King, The Duke of Cambridge never approved of the marriage, he knew from the outset that as a Television actress The Duchess of Sussex would not make The Royal Family cohesive. Although in the beginning the fabulous four looked like it could work, soon The Sussex's wanted their own life. Meghan's personal family and friendships are a mess and that tells you everything you need to know.
Meghan sadly created havoc and tried to fight against tradition, in her bid to succeed she lectured us lesser mortals after. sliding up the greasy pole.  The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have patronised and bullied, then jumped on a private jet after buying couture and living off the British tax payer.
It is all a great shame, they could have gone further without upsetting Her Majesty The Queen whom we all admire and appreciate. Naturally sparkly Meghan could have been discreet and let others shine too.
There are many people who believe their marriage is short lived. Time will tell. Harry will always be our Prince and we will welcome him back with open arms. We will miss faux pas like Meghan hugging a teenage boy at his school and patting Harry on the back whenever she needed him to move out of the way so she can push to the front. He is in fact more important than she is.  She can now enjoy looking directly into a camera.  Meghan, is bossy and so so naughty and she thinks the rest of us are fools.  It will be tricky to achieve what she wants without her HRH. Deprived of the status she could find that she has to be tacky to fill her bank balance. She could have a little more tact and left with dignity. It has little to do with privacy as Meghan loves only positive press and wants to go global.

Good news we have someone new to watch. Our Prime Minister's girlfriend Carrie Symonds.  Carrie wears British, she looks stylish in a pale blue Isabelle Fox Coat. All she needs is her beautiful hair put up and a make up artist to look equally as good as the Duchesses. Carrie has a vibe that is very charming.  It matches with our Prime Minister.

I am sure that we will still hear from Meghan on her terms only, eg when her wardrobe warrants an outing and when she needs some press.

Meghan's finest moment was her wedding and her worst was not bringing Archie to England to see her Majesty and treating her own family so badly. If I had been Meghan I would have had all two weeks before the wedding, got Trinny to tart them up and Ozwald Boeteng to make the father a suit. Snowden Hill to do the hair and got AdieBrooks to do the makeup. Got a butler to tell them how to behave and sit. Sent them to "The Amanda Eliasch" finishing school for fun and how to talk. Put them up in a The Christopher Wren Hotel and they would have added colour and lots of fun. Put then in the dungeon if they were bad. What she realised is that bad press is much fun than good press, just don't read it if it is about you.

If they let me down I would have sent them into a dungeon.   Can't wait for her to be an evil super hero, please Disney cast her!