BLEXIT MEETS BREXIT, WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES

After a fascinating time with celebrity stylist  George Blodwell, we had fun.  However,  the end is near when your greatest girlfriend says to you "With tattoos like that you will not get married again".  Then we discussed at length any man available over sixty that we could possibly go to bed with. I am happy with some beautiful secret admirers. I will enjoy my tattoos and wear them with pride, she hates them. Lucky I do not have to sleep with her.  I had them drawn on my arm at Kat Von D's incredible salon, all perfect for The Globes, where tattoos are politically correct. Sleeping with girls are too, but I am unlikely to sample anything so daring.  I am secure being the rock n roll Grand Duchess.

A few days later I went to BLEXIT,  part of Turning Point, USA  in Los Angeles. , I witnessed seeing the thousands of Blacks and Latinos appearing to leave the beleaguered Democratic Party in Los Angeles.  The Globe Theatre was well attended under the brilliant guidance of Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens, who were their leading stars. There was so much poverty on the streets, yet less than ten minutes away houses are costing anything from five hundred thousand dollars to a hundred million. What is going wrong, I wonder?  It is shameful that so many people are unemployed on the streets. What do you do to encourage unenthusiastic, depressed people back to work? I know, they should listen to the charismatic speakers surrounding BLEXIT and become hopeful once more. With diversity like this it is tricky to change anything.

In London nobody is in Isolation or a racist. I am bored of this Communist rhetoric that we are all crazy, thick and Neolithic. The English just don't want to be blackmailed by the European Union, merely that.  We love Europe just not the costly way they run it. A cucumber needs to grow like a cucumber.  As for not enough ports? 
Incidentally, there was a democratic vote, and over 30 million people got out of bed to decide after endless discussions. We have 650 useless politicians, few have ever earnt anything in their lives, yet they can't make use of a brave future or indeed believe the winning side understood everything?. It's pathetic. Thank goodness we voted to leave because just look at the attitudes of Merkel, Macron and Junker. We will be and are a World Economy, and if people don't like it, there is an open door to the very trendy Berlin. Much more exciting and positive let's move forward. If you are in need of heat, there is Ibiza or Australia if you make the grade. 

I never thought Great Britain was afraid of trying something new? We were always ready for a fight and most of the time to help the future of France and Germany. Perhaps they, in turn, can become enlighted or maybe we have taken on a lot of people who are lily-livered into our country. An election is an election and the result cannot be tampered with,