As the intoxicating mystery of sex is unveiled, we women are turned into porn stars the world is a sorry den of inequity or is it?. I believe it is all to do with the hair. The hair of our vagina which represents health, vitality and fertility is being removed, as trees in a forest. Many men have never seen hair and the young face hair often with horror. Today women spend thousands a year on perfecting their vulva, grooming, cutting, tweezing and waxing and the Far East is catching on too, personally, I think the baldness is hideous and has references to pedophilia and prostitution. It is not just America who has encouraged this trend but Europe too. It is genuinely not a pretty thing seeming mostly to attract the promiscuous. Real manly men in my life have commented that it is totally unattractive and that they prefer making love with a very hairy bush. It is however encouraged by beauticians, girl-boys and the porn industry to be hospital ready. We wear bikinis and thongs and any hair showing makes us feel dishevelled. Could lack of hair be the root of all our problems today?. If you look into Edwardian porn there was nobody to trim your tree. I think it is time to celebrate the bush and be a woman. You could put it down to hygiene but I have three baths a day and am as fresh as a daisy so what then is the obsession with looking ten years old? Yesterday I was told I had 8,000 nerve endings in our vulva 8,000 or 8,000,000 it is an awful lot. The penis is half that, I was told the woman is the Lamborgini to the male counterpart who is a Penny Farthing. With that thought in mind, hair or no hair seems low down on importance. I was told the important thing is masturbation by my friend and writer Stephanie Theobald. Oops the most important question I forgot to ask her. She believes masturbation keeps us young but I forgot about the plantation. Perhaps you have a more satisfactory sex life if you clip it?
I asked several men and they were none the wiser. They just did not care, they were so much nicer than the women generally, they just wanted to keep us happy.
As men are not criticised about their liberal attitudes towards sex it is time to protect ourselves, but when I asked a very young friend his views on this, he said women were terrifying and he did not want sex with them at all because he thought more about pregnancy, or that a woman may trap him into paying maintenance or claim the rape card. He too did not mention what he preferred, hair or no hair.
Should we keep our pubic hair for an intimate relationship or art? Should we remove it for porn or our sex life?. I do not find hair under the arms or on the legs attractive and it is not in this equation.
At the same time hair in my mind equates smell, which is very important and is a form of aphrodisiac and therefore magic. When you like somebody's smell you know you love them and are attracted and you will be reminded of them. I was told that if you don't like somebody's smell it is an indication not to marry them. Human smells are totally individual and if you find someone one who matches you, you better keep them close. Another friend of mine said that she thought about a man for a whole year not knowing him, just remembering the smell of his hair, it drove her to seek him out again, and him her,
Another man said he hated messy hairy bushes because it reminded him about financial trading, whether they were neat financial traders or messy. Oh for goodness sake, all I asked about is whether no hair was attractive?
Here I think lies the answer too, a man just came into my room and I casually asked him what sort of woman does he like?. He tactfully said "Everywoman, green, yellow, red and blue, variety is the spice of life" and he liked all smells and potions. Phew, I will believe in that then, and do what hair suits me and so should you.
I asked several men and they were none the wiser. They just did not care, they were so much nicer than the women generally, they just wanted to keep us happy.
As men are not criticised about their liberal attitudes towards sex it is time to protect ourselves, but when I asked a very young friend his views on this, he said women were terrifying and he did not want sex with them at all because he thought more about pregnancy, or that a woman may trap him into paying maintenance or claim the rape card. He too did not mention what he preferred, hair or no hair.
Should we keep our pubic hair for an intimate relationship or art? Should we remove it for porn or our sex life?. I do not find hair under the arms or on the legs attractive and it is not in this equation.
At the same time hair in my mind equates smell, which is very important and is a form of aphrodisiac and therefore magic. When you like somebody's smell you know you love them and are attracted and you will be reminded of them. I was told that if you don't like somebody's smell it is an indication not to marry them. Human smells are totally individual and if you find someone one who matches you, you better keep them close. Another friend of mine said that she thought about a man for a whole year not knowing him, just remembering the smell of his hair, it drove her to seek him out again, and him her,
Another man said he hated messy hairy bushes because it reminded him about financial trading, whether they were neat financial traders or messy. Oh for goodness sake, all I asked about is whether no hair was attractive?
Here I think lies the answer too, a man just came into my room and I casually asked him what sort of woman does he like?. He tactfully said "Everywoman, green, yellow, red and blue, variety is the spice of life" and he liked all smells and potions. Phew, I will believe in that then, and do what hair suits me and so should you.
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