Sunday 20 November 2011

LOVE AFFAIRS ARE NOT AN INSURANCE POLICY

A love affair is not 
a man seeing your 
Tampax 
or 
corn plaster,
and 
a love affair is something 
you always have
the chance of looking 
like a 
movie star in.
The love is not 
meant to make you happy
it is meant to 
thrill 
you.
In a love affair you 
arch your back
you look good asleep,
a love affair does not 
last and yet it 
lasts forever,
it is a love affair,
and you want to be an 
exquisite 
creature
not an 
insurance policy.
A relationship or marriage
is being 
a house frau 
bent over
potatoes, slouched in a 
sofa farting
like a big compost heap 
with escaping 
gasses,
hiding shit behind cushions 
In a love affair 
you must not to 
cry your eyes out
or feel sorry for yourself,
that you are not  
enough for  your love
affair
you must not be
suspicious as to 
whether your lover 
has many other lovers
In love affairs 
you are like 
a sexy French spy
in a rain coat.
The most important thing is 
that
love affairs are essential 
otherwise we
are dead.

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