Wednesday, 24 July 2013

COMMON ROUND THE CORNER

SLOPPY TABLE MANNERS, ELBOWS ON THE TABLE, PICKING YOUR NOSE, EATING IT, DIRTY HAIR, DANDRUFF, BANK MANAGERS,  DIRTY TEETH, BAD BREATH, B.O, MOTHS, YELLOW SKIN, HERPES, SLEEPING PILLS, RATS, MICE, BREAKFAST CEREAL, MEALS, SHORTENING OF WORDS, PICKING YOUR SKIN, NAILS, POP MUSIC, ELEVATOR CLASSICS, NEW CARS, PETER JONES, DENTISTS, GLASSES,FOOD, ESTATE AGENTS, TENANTS, DEPOSITS, HOMELAND POLICE, RAPISTS, DEVELOPERS, CRUFTS, GREYHOUND RACING,SAYING GOODBYE, BOXES, MAGAZINES, PLASTIC BOTTLES, CHEWING GUM, LUNCHES, DOG SHOWS, SUN. FUNERALS. ANTI DEPRESSANTS, CAR THEFTS,AIRPORT LOUNGES, SNAKES. NOT SAYING THANK YOU.

1 comment:

Vinnes said...

Breathing is so common. Everybody breathe! It is so appaling darling. I should scream now, yes, that's not that common! O I am already sweating by the same thought of so common things pumpkin. Sweating! How common! How dare they to do all this! And the oxygen, it is so bloody common! Breathing oxygen! *rolleyes*... Why don't we all breathe Xenon! And what about water and fish wiggling in it. It is SO COMMON! O I'm so upset I need my glass of Krug Brut Vintage 1988 with strawberries. That's not common thank GOODNESS, I swear it isn't.

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