Friday 30 March 2012

THE SUN AIN'T SHINING NO MORE

I want to punch the fear mongers.. 
A few weeks ago I was buying tents, vitamins, petrol, soap, dry shampoo in order to prepare myself for the end of this year in three houses.  I ordered huge water supplies, food for three years, and as I was doing it I thought this is hell.
If the end of the world is near, none us want to know our future, and none us want to die. So why tell us these things. If there is a solar storm, an apocalypse, tectonic plate shift, a nuclear bomb or an asteroid, there is not a lot any of us can do about it.
The Mayan Calendar by fact simply ends on the 23rd December 2012. This does not mean that it is the end of the world, it just means the calendar ends.
The prophecy states that after the 23rd change occurs which shifts peoples perception of how they live their life (in simple terms).  Where in that, does the end of the world become relevant?
Scientifically it is proven that when the Sun eventually decides to blow up, it will also coincide with the earth blowing up, but the Sun the way it's going will continue to shine for next several billion years.
In any case this is all above us, all we need in actual fact, is a thousand calories a day and fresh water, and in my case Balenciaga darling and red mac lipstick amongst a blackberry, a reliable macbook pro,  if possible some black Wolford tights, and some underwear from Chantal Thomass. A hairdresser would come in handy too.

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