Wednesday, 20 April 2011

JUMPING ON THE SCALES FORCES ME TO DO THE IZO CLEANZE, THE HOLLYWOOD DREAM MACHINE THAT SHOULD MAKE ME SKINNY

Jumping on the scales was frightening this morning, I could not believe I had put on so much weight.  Nobody told me that I am looking seriously porky, but  I now weighing some dreadful figure I can't possibly disclose.  I shall not tell anybody until I am back to where I like to be.   I have embarked on the IZO Cleanze and it is the first day.  At 3pm I am feeling fine, but have drunk so much liquid that I am bursting.  I also have terrible gallstone pain, so I thought it was time for a real Hollywood Cleanse for five days.  The actresses around here swear by it, and at 150 dollars a day it had better start working pretty quick.

By 12pm I had drunk 5pints of liquid and was feeling great but had a slight headache.  The only downside is that the drink I liked was the Almond Milk protein drink. Truly delicious.  Heavens knows what was in the Super Green drink all I can say was that it smells of grass.. Not being a pot smoker I was challenged by the make up artist, who said "my goodness you smell like you've been smoking dope".

Of course I am slightly dizzy but I shall look a new woman in a few days..

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