FACE THE FACT I AM FAT

I have dieted now to my certain knowledge for forty years and I can't do it anymore. The only thing is, I went into Dr Sebagh,my ex lover's surgery for a little mid life touch up with Botox, and was told I was a little fuller. This has sent me into a panic attack and I'm weighing myself 15 times a day.. I can't believe the scales - they are saying 62.5 kilos, but hopefully, as we are in France, and the French all lie, they are completely wrong. I have made every person entering the room weigh themselves. I have gone on my strict meat only diet, which makes me stink, so I'm hoping that there is a modern day Napoleon out there who likes the smell of my pits. Whatever happens this is not going to last, the plump Marilyn has to go.